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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
whateverwalksthere
jbirdoftheriverlands-deactivate

We're having a microplastics crisis and glitter is essentially inert. Stop suggesting it for everything. It doesn't "boost the power of your spells" it just gets in the stomachs of turtles you fucking imbeciles.

aktiophis

Also, what exactly are you using it for? Summoning the spirit of Crude oil?

fuck-----it-deactivated20200817

Im casting to kill sea life, duh

deerhoofandrabbitsfoot-deactiva

“Hey guys! Today I’ll be showing you my Fuck the Turtles spell. For this spell, we’ll be using a real ancient Wiccan spell casting technique - I’ll be stuffing a bendy straw full of glitter and throwing it off the pier. This spell is guaranteed to kill three to five sea turtles and bring you a deep feeling of ease and self-love.”

I dont care for excuses witchcraft youre not a witch if you dont care about the earth